Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018

hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.

Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??

by Updated Magic February 5, 2017

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Flight before June

Dogshit

Flight before June ain't it cheif

by Look at curry man June 2, 2020

Nightmare before rizzmas

When you were gonna rizz people up the next day but you lost all your rizz to a bad dream

Guy 1: “Damn I was gonna pick up some bitches today but a nightmare threw me off my game”
Guy 2: “that’s what I call nightmare before rizzmas

by iwjenfi January 25, 2023

Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019