The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.
Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.
Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.
Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.
Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.
"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"
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Person B:"Oh shit, I better get my beeroflauge up so he doesn't ask me to buy him a drink"
Person A:"Yo man, did you run into your ex at that party last night?"
Person B: "Nah man, she was up there, but I had my beeroflauge up"
Person B:"Oh shit, I better get my beeroflauge up so he doesn't ask me to buy him a drink"
Person A:"Yo man, did you run into your ex at that party last night?"
Person B: "Nah man, she was up there, but I had my beeroflauge up"
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beer·lo·qui·um (bi(ə)rˈlōkwēəm); noun
a discourse, conversation or conference of academic or professional nature during which beer is consumed.
a discourse, conversation or conference of academic or professional nature during which beer is consumed.
John explained the hairy ball theorem at the last beerloquium, but I can't remember anything about it.
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