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Beerithmatic

The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.

Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.

Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.
"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"
by GrabReef January 31, 2010
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Beeroflauge

Casually holding your beer in front of your face so that someone doesn't recognize you.
Person A: "Look out man here comes the local mooch!"
Person B:"Oh shit, I better get my beeroflauge up so he doesn't ask me to buy him a drink"

Person A:"Yo man, did you run into your ex at that party last night?"
Person B: "Nah man, she was up there, but I had my beeroflauge up"
by Forgetfulmind October 14, 2011
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beerloquium

beer·lo·qui·um (bi(ə)rˈlōkwēəm); noun

a discourse, conversation or conference of academic or professional nature during which beer is consumed.
John explained the hairy ball theorem at the last beerloquium, but I can't remember anything about it.
by abacaxi August 28, 2013
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Beerometer

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.
My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.
by Derange-O March 9, 2015
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beergoggler

When your waved at a party and a girls rating outta 10 becomes double the normal rating...
This nigga got beer goggles, that hoe looks like a 5... Beergoggler
by Medsbigvibes September 1, 2016
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BeerHooker

When you drink too much Beer and start hooking up with random strangers with no remorse.
If Patty wasn't such a BeerHooker she may have found herself a man.
by mommybear5 October 5, 2017
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beerillions

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by ma dude bra June 11, 2019
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