Project Blue Beam

End of world, conspiracy, or hoax. A mass plan supposedly carried out by our government and NASA to enslave all the dumb people of this world into thinking that their messiah has come, or an alien invasion has occured. through the useage of holograms beamed in from sattelites in geo synchronous orbit. google it decide for yourself

Project Blue Beam is like the 9/11 conspiracies but this one concerning 2012 it all sound very Y2K.

by hope4p3ac3 August 21, 2009

tractor beam

A powerful ray or beam of energy that pulls objects into the emitter; a manipulation of graviational force around a selected object.

"How did you get into that bad habit?"

"I don't know, it was like a tractor beam, sucked me right in.

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Our ship was pulled into the tractor beam

by Gingerman the Bread April 18, 2008

Tri Beam

An amazing energy attack used only in a last ditch effort to defeat your enemy. Form your hands into a triangle, zero in on your opponent, focus all of your energy into your hands then shout TRI BEAM HAA!!! The impending blasts should incinerate your opponent.

As a word of caution using the Tri-Beam too many times may leave you exhausted or dead.

Dude Fighting: This guy is kicking my ass, WTF do I do?

Buddy: Throw your hands together and Tri Beam his face

Dude Fighting: TRIII BEEEAAM HAA HAA HAA!!! Holy shit it blew his head clean off!?!

by Jolly Roger Joe July 14, 2010

Plasma Beam

A powerful weapon from the popular video game series, "Metroid."

"I must search for the Plasma Beam."

by plasmabeam August 30, 2004

Tractor beam

When a person walks past a TV/computer screen and stops mid-stance to stare at whatever is on the screen, instead of continuing on to his destination. Appears to have been pulled in by the tractor beam of the screen and is unable to move or think.

I asked my son to go make his lunch for school but he passed the loungeroom on the way and Scooby Doo was on, and he was caught in the tractor beam. He was there, frozen solid, for a good ten minutes until I turned off the TV.

by littlebarefoot August 22, 2010

ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.

I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.

by David Ashton February 25, 2005

jim beam apple

Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.

Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.

by Ron Swansan June 23, 2016