Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.

Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.

by MB One February 19, 2025

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

WOMAN! YOURE BEING A DAMN HITCH HOTCH!

by anonymous November 4, 2020

by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023

Short word for hitchhike, it means to get a free ride by waiting on one side of the road with your thumb up until someone stops.

Laura and I missed the last train, so we had to hitch a ride to come back home

by Eleniuss December 26, 2016

when you run a short hitch if the defense is in zone coverage which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023