After boning a random street walker, before paying you shoot a grappling hook out the window and fly out, yelling "I'm Batman, Bitch!"
Person 1 - "I wanna root this hot prostitute but i have no money."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."
by ~Heretic~ July 1, 2008
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For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008
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When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"
-turns off headlights-
"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
-turns off headlights-
"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
by dangles November 1, 2012
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When you are doing doggy style, you pull out yell her name and when she turns around you turkey slap her.
by john luc 911 August 2, 2017
Get the The Baton mug.1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)
If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"
by Joker June 17, 2003
Get the Batman mug.1. a condition that prevents a human from turning his or her head without turning the shoulders as well.
2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.
2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.
by dwarbi April 4, 2008
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