batman

a man that has sexual relations with bats tending to have five penises

oh my god your a batman

by Batman 94 August 25, 2019

Batman

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.

No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

batman

a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.

person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain

person2: Im batman

person1: ...damn it.

by DrToxin December 11, 2010

Batman

when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.

batman

he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.

my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.

by Eriktheoz May 3, 2009

batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

batman

batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.

whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.

by the batman of aus December 31, 2011

Batman

Sex move in which, post-coitis, the sex partner turns over to snuggle and finds you are no longer there.

After we did the horizontal mambo I batmaned her and was gone!

by The Radke January 8, 2011