When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
by Batman 94 August 26, 2019
a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.
Is also probably God.
person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain
person2: Im batman
person1: ...damn it.
person2: Im batman
person1: ...damn it.
by DrToxin December 09, 2010
when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.
batman
he is stealthy and cunning...
cunning enough to be cumming
in your presence.
batman
he is stealthy and cunning...
cunning enough to be cumming
in your presence.
my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.
by Eriktheoz May 04, 2009
by TreeWeezel October 26, 2011
batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.
by the batman of aus December 15, 2011
Sex move in which, post-coitis, the sex partner turns over to snuggle and finds you are no longer there.
by The Radke January 08, 2011