The Basic Bitch Manifesto

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.

Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

The Basic Bitch Manifesto by lizzzardking November 21, 2021

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SBB (Swedish basic bitch)

A group of people, usually teenage girls, from Sweden that acts similar to a fjortis. It's basically an upgraded version of fjortis. These people wear short flowy skirts and use tons of makeup daily. A weird thing they do is rub their knees together in videos such as on TikTok. SBB's like to colour their hair a silver-ish colour and use orange fake tans. They are also famous for their orreknut.

That girl is totally an SBB (Swedish basic bitch)

SBB (Swedish basic bitch) by DittMamma August 9, 2019

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Seattle Basic Bitch

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

Seattle Basic Bitch by Seattlelover January 7, 2015

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Seattle Basic Bitch

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

Seattle Basic Bitch by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015