Barns Courtney

he makes alt/country/rock-ish music. very superior. if you listen to him you probably have an outgoing spirit, probably raised in an isolated area be it a farm or just in the middle of nowhere (or strive to be), you’re probably alt aswell and loves a good elec guitar riff. BUT you are most definitely a mentally ill chaotic little lgbtq+ emo<3 (cuz same)

matt: “yooo that kid has a hell of a music taste”
alex: “yeah man he’s listening to barns courtney”
kid in question: *absolutely jamming tf out with speakers on full blast*
matt: “damn bro. if i wanna be that cool i should listen to barns courtney”
alex: *kicks starts playing* “already ahead of you buddy”

by DumpTruckBilly June 17, 2022

Bardstown Bukkake

When someone accidentally inhales bourbon and expels it in a vapor form through their nose and mouth.

I was so excited to try a new bourbon at my local Whiskey Bar, that I accidentally sprayed a Bardstown Bukkake on my friends.

by G Money $$ May 20, 2023

plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.

plant barbs forgot her key again.

by fliss1988 October 14, 2011

Sun Bares

When the sun is shining and adorable young ladies start to parade around with lots of skin exposed. The main factor being their adorableness, not blatent sexuality. Cute

I saw this girl walking across campus she was so cute, the first sun bare of the season.

Let's get a six pack and go look for sun bares!

by Chinook17 July 1, 2011

Foamy Barista

Ejaculating into a glass and stirring it vigorously until foaming occurs. You then empty the glass onto your partner's face.

Dang brother, you better put a tarp down before you give her the ol' Foamy Barista.

by clagmodeous February 20, 2020

Flight Barista

Another term for flight attendant.

the flight barista came by with the cart with the food

by the_wandering_nomad February 4, 2021

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021