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Max banford

the beastliest man the world has yet to see. Any true man with the name of max banford should be the ruler of the world. All the hot girls of the world should be crawling to him so they can hopefully just maybe have a chance. It can also be used as calling somebody a ruler, king, beast, or monster.
Holy crap dude! you're a fricken Max Banford!
by jillyboo65 January 18, 2010
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baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.
It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.
by baffled_youth March 11, 2011
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Barffalo Sauce

N. - A culinary delight consisting of an admixture of approximately 40% barbecue sauce and 60% buffalo wing sauce, typically employed as a topping for fast food items. The resulting sauce is sweeter, thicker and more complex in flavor than regular buffalo wing sauce and possessing a much more pronounced vinegar and heat profile than regular barbecue sauce.
"Once again I have inflicted grievous gastrointestinal disruption onto myself due to over consumption of barffalo sauce and malted milk balls in conjunction with one another. I really need a new hobby."
by Iconoclastik August 29, 2009
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baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.
The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.
by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011
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banf

When a hot chick is banging some drunk dude in the dark and she switches with her fat friend so that the fat chick can get some dick.
Dude, I got totally banfed last night by a real hottie. I should have seen it coming...she kept trying to get me to dance with her fat friend.
by rhymenocerous March 14, 2009
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baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle
Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF
by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013
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Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.
Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"
by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017
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