Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

blind bandit 

The undercover identity of Toph Bei-Fong from the TV show "Avatar: The Last Airbender." At a very young age, she signed up for a fighting tournament under this name to escape her parents' detection, and proceeded to kick the asses of all people (mostly grown men) who dare to stand before her.

And now, I give you your champion... The Blind Bandit!

I will offer up this sack of gold to anyone who can defeat the Blind Bandit! ...What? No one dares challenge her?

blind bandit by medianoche27 January 17, 2009

candy bandit 

(adj) Can-dee-band-it
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An individual from ages 11 through 15 who believes drugs and drinking are cool and does them and/or talks about them constantly. The person will probably not have ever actually attempted the certain substance, and is completely wrong when discussing it because their in-experienced, but lies anyway. An over eager younger child striving for attention of their older peers. Noisy, obnoxious younger kids, who attempt to act like their teenagers when in perspective they haven’t even hit the 5 foot marker yet, and come off as loud, annoying, and not comprehending what their even trying to do.

Person- "So I'm going to play beer pong..are you coming?"
C/B-"I DONT KNOW IM PRETTY MESSED UP! HOW DO YOU PLAY??"
Person-"Bro, you had 3 beers...you're an asshole."

or

Person- "I just sold that kid a dimebag for 30 dollars"
Person2- "Lmao Must've been a candy bandit."

candy bandit by B.B. TKWC November 10, 2008

Bandwidth Bandit 

A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.

Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.

Bandwidth Bandit by Joe Shafty May 1, 2008

Fluff Bandit 

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy

"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"

Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015

Free meal bandit 

The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal

I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!

Free meal bandit by Lunicus February 5, 2012

Ballsack Bandit 

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

Ballsack Bandit by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023