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Blooming flower

Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.
She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower
by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010
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ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)
Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."
by Dan May 23, 2005
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Ballooning

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"
i wonder if she is into Ballooning
by bansky April 15, 2008
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Blooming

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming
by Satch86 January 1, 2019
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Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.
"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."
by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003
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Bloomington Peek-a-boo

the sexual act of wrapping a womens face in saran wrap and taking a crap in their face so they feel the warm moisture of your shit, the unexpectedly poke a hole in the saran wrap so all of the anal discharge flushes into her mouth
by Nowlin April 29, 2008
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Ballooning

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.
Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.
by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010
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