meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006

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Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.

"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"

by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009

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Baboon Juicer

Butt fucking someone so hard that when the penis is withdrawn, several inches of the receiver's lower intestines come out and are exposed, and then milk the penis to orgasm.

Jay ass-banged that chick so hard he got the Baboon Juicer.

by TeddyRuckspin August 12, 2011

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party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.

So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.

by T-Bo January 21, 2005

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the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.

Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)

by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009

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