Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.

"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."

by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021

baldwin

V. 'to baldwin' A form of pyrrhic victory where an individual partially causes something really bad to happen such as a death and they avoid the worst of the consequences but it overall remains a bad situation.

N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.

Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.

The milkman got distracted at the wheel and baldwined into the mother of four.

by LSLSO January 7, 2022

guy baldwin

the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast

person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .

I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .

by Road1nner April 6, 2024

Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.

Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.

by hentayco1 August 7, 2023

Landon Baldwin

It’s Landon Baldwin!

Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.

by Raddad217562 May 10, 2024