Badonde

Verb: To do do a Badonde is to personally assure people of your upcoming attendance in a group conversation, even though you have absolutely no inclination of attending.

This is usually replicated several days later, with no apologies or even any recollection of ever pulling a Badonde.

Unwitting, trusting person: Hey, will you be attending the social gathering tonight on the online games console?

Badonde Puller: I swear I would not miss this for anything.......

*7 days later*

Unwitting, trusting person: I guess he’s not coming, that’s annoying, what a let down!

Badonde puller: Is anyone attending the social gathering?

Friend with no faith: Ahhh, I smell another Badonde on the horizon!!!

by Babaganoosh-BiggledyBoo August 30, 2019

badonkachonk

A large living being, usually an animal, with large hind quarters.

Referring to cat: That THICC boi has quite the badonkachonk.

by KelliLou920 December 6, 2019

badonkidonk

A female/male with plump looking booty cheeks.

God dam!! You got a fine looking badonkidonk right there. I'm tryna slide into them booty crackin!

by 16wonder December 6, 2020

Badonka-stonks

(noun)

Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.

"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"

by garnetinky January 9, 2021

badoonkers

really big juicy tits

“bro she had some badoonkers”

by d21bw69 August 12, 2023

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

badonkadini

refering to a rather small ass. or see "Badonkadonk"...

wow. look at her. she has a badonkadini. i sure dont want to get her in bed.

by BadonkadiniWeenie September 9, 2003