backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.

Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?

by Walk DMC January 26, 2017

zyakuni in my backyard

a band who’s music you will love

damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind

by _jared0708 June 16, 2023

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.

Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.

by Kihlba November 20, 2023