shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.

i tried the barking baboon last night

by ilovegum November 20, 2015

baboons ass

pink, large, plump

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"

by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

baboon kiss

When you bump butts with someone intentionally or not. Like butterfly kisses, but for asses.

My bad, didn’t mean to give you a baboon kiss bud.

by Tannis July 27, 2019

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly December 10, 2015