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A delightful drink made by mixing Beer with a dash of Tang, hence the name. First crafted by adventurous Drexel students in 2004, Malt Liquor (ex. Colt 45, Steel 211) was used as the beer ingredient, and later more traditionally college beers (ex. Natty Ice, Keystone) and both were found to work quite well. Gives you the outrageous feeling of being drunk and hyper at the same time, so your time is well spent. Side effects include screaming the phrase “BANG nigga BANG!”
Maddy: Hey Eva, what are you drinking? Is that Blue Moon?
Eva: No, its BANG. Want one?
Maddy: What’s in it?
Eva: It’s just Natty Ice with a liberal dash of Tang mix…you know that stuff we had as kids!
Maddy: Sure, but what will it do to me? I mean, when I was little, Tang made me climb the walls!
Eva: Just have one, and don’t get skimpy on the tang, or else it wont do the job!
…One hour later…
Maddy: I feel hyper and drunk at the same time! And I’ve only had 3!
Eva: That’s that BANG! BANG nigga BANG!
Maddy: Now lets go to a party and get gooped on!
Eva: No, its BANG. Want one?
Maddy: What’s in it?
Eva: It’s just Natty Ice with a liberal dash of Tang mix…you know that stuff we had as kids!
Maddy: Sure, but what will it do to me? I mean, when I was little, Tang made me climb the walls!
Eva: Just have one, and don’t get skimpy on the tang, or else it wont do the job!
…One hour later…
Maddy: I feel hyper and drunk at the same time! And I’ve only had 3!
Eva: That’s that BANG! BANG nigga BANG!
Maddy: Now lets go to a party and get gooped on!