Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)
by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017
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She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
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Get the Big Bruise Boy mug.A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
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