Library Breeder

Requiring Calibre E-book manager, and many e-books, and many, many, many hours of dicking around on the computer to get the library JUST SO.....Similar to the magic brooms in Fantasia, it applies to a person who manages to take one or two Calibre e-book libraries and turn them into 50 over a two year time span. This is not a good thing.
Rellwood on Mobile Reads defines herself as a library breeder since she has discovered over 50 libraries on her various computers and can't seem to make up her mind enough to weed them down into one or two..
by Mad Morrigan October 01, 2017
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career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.
Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.
by Ladywithadayjob July 01, 2018
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Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 09, 2023
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National mouse breeder day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
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National mouse breeder day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
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Rabbit Breeder

A person with five or more kids.

It comes from the phrase: breeds like rabbits.
Hey look Paul, that's Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Looks like his wife is pregnant again, and they are already on like their sixth kid! What Rabbit Breeders.
by QuinceyQuidditch February 18, 2014
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breeder

Slang term for a person suffering from heterosexuality: a mental ilness.

See also: straggot, str8, hetero
Look at this breeder grabbing his junk in public.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
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