bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

Bonked

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

by IGotBonked August 16, 2017

Boneless chicken wings

The less honest cousin of chicken nuggets, boneless chicken wings are deep fried lies and whoever enjoys them can never be trusted, they are most likely a Russian spy or a reptilian imposter.

"Hello I'd like to order some chicken nu- I mean boneless wings" *lizard noises*

"hey look over there, it's that nerd Trever with his boneless chicken wings, what a loser. We can not trust Trever"

by Graceful Spoon May 23, 2018

bonkler

An idiot; a know-nothing.

Don't be a bonkler, vote for Kerry!

by Kiko June 26, 2004

Bongle

To be under the influence of intoxicants, and not able to think properly

Im tired and had a few cold ones, I cant think im all bongled up right now

by Aceofbase April 11, 2007

boneless baby

The "boneless baby" is the heaviest time of a female's menstrual cycle. I.e...the gelatinus uterine lining that sluffs out of the vagina while taking a hot shower.

Holy crap husband! Our boneless baby was so dense, I didnt know whether to breast feed it or diaper it, so I just kicked it down the drain.

P.S. Cant wait to see you next month my boneless baby!

by Drippy Meat April 6, 2007

bonkee

If you are a bonkee, you are a hoe.
Typical high school guy jokes...

Ex. Reese yelled, "BONKEE!" to Mckenzie, and she got pissed off.

by 10914zf October 26, 2014