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Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.
Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007
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BPOILer Disorder

Marked by bouts of anger, disgust, and sadness at what greed and unbridled capitalism have caused in the Gulf of Mexico.
The best remedy for BPOILer Disorder is chatting it out!
by tifosa June 18, 2010
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Boilermaker

A cocktail made by dropping a shot of whiskey (or whisky if you're a Scot or Canadian) into a glass of beer. Great for those who don't like straight booze but hate sweet mixers.
Boilermakers are good for time management. They make me twice as drunk in the same amount of time!
by Beer Hunter February 13, 2004
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BK Broiler

A buzzkill that is particularly long-lasting, such as the feeling one gets when attending the wrong type of movie under herbal influence and realizing (too late) that they're in for a long and terrible time.

See also: BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, BK Backporch Broiler and the Whopper BK
Going to see T4 high was a BK Broiler.
by Smollie October 21, 2009
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Jamaican Broiler

A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.
Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.
by chowmaine April 23, 2009
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Filthy Bowler

A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"
Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."

Person2: "Yeah, Why?"

Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"

Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"
by slopass December 11, 2003
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Bolerat

A mystical forest creature that burrows underground during the day to avoid light which is the reason for it's pale skin tone. They typically have blonde hair and their main diet consists of oats and water. They lack the ability to reproduce, for they do not have reproductive organs.
The bolerat was found storing oats in his cheeks for the winter season.
by peterjohnson November 8, 2011
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