blanket wet bitch 

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

blanket wet bitch by The Chums Reborn October 29, 2008

Blanket Dick

One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.

Did you get sucked by blanket dick yet? I heard she's got quite the bush.

Blanket Dick by Of Mice and Pussies February 26, 2009

Blanket Walls 

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

Blanket Walls by Black6dog April 23, 2013

blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

blanket banana by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

blanket picture 

Picture of a girl in a blanket

Send me a blanket picture

blanket picture by mugguffin February 3, 2018

Blanket check 

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.

Blanket check by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019

Blanket pussy 

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep

Girl...u got that blanket pussy!

Blanket pussy by bich-chan April 15, 2021