Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
by monkey blanket July 19, 2017
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Blanket Season

Noun

The time of year, particularly between the late winter and early spring, where temperatures become so cold that students will often bring blankets to school (usually in high school) in an effort to combat the harsh conditions.
Florida's Blanket Season is between mid march to mid February because around that time, many high school students will bring their favorite blankets and even huddle together to prevent shivering .

All my friends are wearing blankets around school; it must be Blanket Season.
by Woodrow Wils0n April 3, 2016
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rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.
Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?
by Gonzo36 November 24, 2010
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Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.
"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"
by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009
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pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas
On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...
by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007
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boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends
Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.
by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007
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