berthony

Tough and will roast anyone will steal your girl

Berthony will roast you

by Jeffking April 2, 2017

berthoud myself

Where you blow your fucking brains out

This class sucks I wanna Berthoud myself

by Popit091324 August 24, 2017

bertholdtslesbiangf

one seggsy ass mf who deserves the world😩
Everyone’s favourite baka🥺❤️💕💖
If you don’t follow them you ship ereri and simp for hisoka😥

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by chrollosnumber1whore March 22, 2021

high bentham

high bentham is a small town in north yorkshire, refered to as the "bud central" of england, it is very unlikley you will see any year 9s sober in bentham, as 83% of the air contains THC, it is reffered to as mini morcame by the tory scum from ingleton

dont go to high bentham, toby and frankie will run you down if they find out you have ched

by j2ketty May 21, 2022

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Bernadette-Bernhard scale

The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.

Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?

President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.

Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.

President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.

Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.

by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014

Bertation

Bertation, a term coined by CBS News' Serene Branson, can be simply defined as a massive error in a normal sentence, where it gives the impression you are either

a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.

There was a heavy bertation tonight

Hey, so how abou dears der aer taerss oh my god, I totally just had a bertation

by Bertation March 3, 2011