Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.

"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

sushi bazooka

Non-Japanese person who fetishizes Japanese Culture

John only shops at online stores from Japan, what a sushi bazooka

by anylinuxxx June 3, 2024

gutter bazooka

Narcotic made from ranch dressing and Benadryl

Him: Damn, Timmy is really tweaking
Me: Yea bro, he’s blasted from that gutter bazooka

by SuperDraco April 21, 2018

baja bazooka

a girl bends over and you put a shook up baja blast in her ass with a couple mentos

"Man I wish my girl would let me give her a baja bazooka i'd marry her on the spot!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II February 6, 2025

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025