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Sam Bass is the banger of the century. What ever women he has sex with, their lives are changed forever, especially their vaginas. Plus he has a giant penis.
I had sex with Sam Bass last night and my vagina will be numb for months.
by Epic Jew May 20, 2014
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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
by E-Dot December 15, 2008
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Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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bass out

1. Studying extremely hard for a test 10 weeks in advance, ignoring basic human instincts such as hunger.

2. Studying hard for mediocre results.
Man, I gotta bass out, but I'm prob going to get a bad grade anyways.
by leeeet March 12, 2008
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bass sax

the second to lowest sax. Its the most awsome (right next to bari) To bad you can't play it if your under 5 feet tall :-)
Person:What saxaphone do you want to play?
Elf: the awsomous bass sax
Person: sorry you must be 5 feet tall or have a lot of phonebooks
Elf: (really mad)
by cg1401 May 27, 2007
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jubran bassil

the most hated politician in the Lebanese history
hela hela hela hela hoo
jubran bassil kess emmo
by herbieee October 22, 2019
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bassist

A passive aggresive musician. One who plays the bass guitar, an insturment with more influence than most non-musicians are actually aware of.
Paul would veto new songs by intentionally playing crappy basslines.
by riotch September 5, 2005
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