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Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
Badger boner by Mule Tool December 11, 2016

all badders

All bad.

A situation that is beginning to become extremely unfavorable to the affected party.

Sudden misfortune, not going as according to plan.
"You got slaps on them iTunes, dawg?"
"No, I only listen to jam bands."
"All badders."

"Shit, I just realized I forgot to pick up that blunt rap."
"All badders. I guess we'll have to use a soda can."
all badders by mftd January 5, 2008

Sex badger 

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger
Sex badger by Maiakins July 8, 2019

Yeety Badger 

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example
"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

“Watch me Yeet this Badger“
Yeety Badger by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020

Hot ass chromed out bangers 

Shiney rims that are 22" or better
Did you see that dope range with those hot ass chromed out bangers

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! 

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!