and my axe

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006

posh axe

a code word for a female dog . you normally use it to offend people without them knowing. Like a girl called ellie

You know Stacy mom over there she is such a posh axe.

by thicqueenposhaxe March 19, 2020

axe-wound

the female genitalia

Kath's axe-wound was so big you could float a small toy boat in it.

by ratus June 16, 2007

axe gash

vaguely gruesome, yet scarily accurate term for VAGINA, mige, muff and so on.

Mate, she had one hairy axe gash.

by markyspeaks December 10, 2004

Axe bomb

The act of taking a can of a popular spray deodorant, placing a rubber band on it so the can sprays a continious amount. Then, the can is placed in a room to the effect of a smoke gernade.

Yo i axe bomed his room lastnight and it still smells!

by Jose L Rivera November 10, 2004

axe murder

A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods

Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun

by Mr. Axe November 12, 2013

turd axe

A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.

Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.

by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006