abstinence

Not having sexual intercourse

Abstinence HIV cannot pass through latex, you jackabillies. Check a few reputable internet sites.

by holdmydrink December 28, 2005

Austin is a fag

He ejaculated on trees

Austin is a fag and likes to suck of tree sperm

by Moist homosexual May 10, 2018

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008

Austin, TX

(1) the smallest big city in texas, also the capital city.

(2) haven for hippies, tattoo artists, fratties, scenesters, coffee shops, and people who aren't sure what they're going to do with their life, and are currently attending community college and working, part time.

(3) home of the university of texas, sxsw, 6th street, and is considered by some to be the live music capital of the world. also the location of a huge .com backlash.

(4) a location with horrible parking and traffic, that tows more cars and gives more tickets than any other city in the world.

-- also known as "the 512" or "ATX"
-- see also, "keep austin weird"

(2) I'm living in Austin, TX and working part time. I think I'll take a semester off school and get another job.

(3) Lots of bands come to Austin, TX for sxsw. Okay, let's get drunk.

(4) I went to Austin, TX and my car was impounded and destroyed.

by laura March 24, 2004

Austin Healey

British sports car that started in 1954 and ended production in 1967/68. The first was the 100, or 100-4 for 4 cylinders. then the 100-6, and finally the 3000. When fist introduced, it was a cool car--better than the MG or Triumph crap, but not quite a Jag. It got bigger and more complicated as it went along, however the body style did not change in any significant way in the 13 years it was produced. It went from cutting edge to anachronism.

Dig that Austin Healey 100, it looks like its moving when its standing still.

by thinkpad 20 August 5, 2008

Stone Cold Steve Austin

A fucking badass speech writer of 1996 and the only redneck of wwe

Stone cold steve austin will whip some ass

by Shrek 01 November 8, 2019

Corey Austin'd

To take a simple innocuous statement someone has made, expand on its meaning and perception, and cause them to have a deep revelation about why they made the statement and the actual value of their reasoning.

You just Corey Austin'd the shit out of her!

by Meta Steve November 8, 2011