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awful waffle

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?
by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006
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awful waffle

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.
The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.
by xoTeenidol216xo May 28, 2010
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awfullest

awful to the extreme; the worst ever; having the utmost in awful qualities; more impactful than "most awful"

superlative of <awfull> awfull, awfuller, awfullest

synonyms: <horriblest>, <worstest>, disgustingest

antonyms: <bestest>; <wonderfulest>
"I just made the awfullest brownies ever...no matter how many times I taste them!!" sighed Nancy, as she prepared to try just one more bite.
by babarann January 16, 2011
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awful

The perfect way to describe you.
He’s awful at cooking like how he’s awful at everything else.
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awfun

an amalgam of awesome and fun
did you bring out the slip 'n slide on the weekend and fill the hose with beer? THAT WAS AWFUN.
by mlp September 18, 2008
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awful waffle

When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.
Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight
by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004
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AwfulatEnglish

Someone who is totally incompetent at English
Dipen is AwfulatEnglish
by TheWorld April 13, 2008
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