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Avondale

A shithole neighborhood in Cincinnati that houses enough black people to film a Tarzan Trilogy. Of course since the area is predominately black, crime and murder have overrun the already wasted, God awful, desolate, El Salvadorian looking streets.

Positives: If you need a 3rd party post dated check cashed at 3AM, come on down.Some of the other attractions include cheap liquor, crack dealers, prostitutes and Greasy chicken. You can also buy a 47 bedroom home there for less than 30k

Negatives: What else do you need other than the aformentioned high black population
I would rather jack off a Wildcat in a phone booth then drive thru Avondale aka Planet of the Apes.
by Dirty Honkey July 3, 2008
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Avondre

People are given this name because their mother found it in a African Baby names book
Wow, Avondre is a really unique name.
by Drdre1223 August 2, 2018
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avondale, arizona

A small town next to phoenix full of spoiled ass Mexicans, (some whites blacks and natives as well) in the suburbs that think saying n*gga/n*gger is okay. Also has very few REAL gangsters 😎🔥 LOTS of fights, and many drug dealers.

(P.s. Don’t fuck with certain people or you WILL get your dumbass shot)
Yooo, The People From Avondale, Arizona Either Know Wassup Or They Some Lil Bitches Fr.
by Sadyeehaw😔🤙 September 15, 2018
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Avondale middle school

by Michael Phelipsi December 23, 2020
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Avonymous

A disgustedly-sarcastic reference to a door-to-door salesman who never actually reveals his real name or what outfit he works for because he does not want to be sued for harassment or misrepresentation of his products' quality/effectiveness --- think, the salesman at Dagwood's door who solemnly proclaims, "If I am lying about this product, may lightning stroke me down!", but then shakily confides to the audience in an aside, "Every time I say that, it could be my last."
I am so sick of all these visits from Miss Avonymous --- what recourse do I have if her skin-care products don't turn out to so good as she claims, if she won't give me any info about herself or the company she represents??
by QuacksO March 21, 2017
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avondale, arizona

A small town next to phoenix full of spoiled ass Mexicans, (some whites blacks and natives as well) in the suburbs that think saying n*gga/n*gger is okay. Also has very few REAL gangsters 😎🔥 LOTS of fights, and many drug dealers.

(P.s. Don’t fuck with certain people or you WILL get your dumbass shot)
Yooo, The People From Avondale, Arizona Either Know Wassup Or They Some Lil Bitches Fr.
by Sadyeehaw😔🤙 September 15, 2018
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Avonlea Crossing

A neighborhood for rich white people in Suwanee, Georgia.
Zach: What neighbor do u live in

Will: ughh Avonlea Crossing
by DDDDADDY69 March 27, 2019
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