Average Size

Bigger than Jesse McCartneys Penis.

My homework grade was Average Size.

by Aham April 2, 2007

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

average as fuck

plain jane.
average as they come.
not breaking any norms.

"That lay was average as fuck mayte"
"YOUR MUM WAS AVERAGE AS FUCK!!"
"Dont worry she is average as fuck"

by BANJKATIETANK April 19, 2008

Abner

A very smart person. Has excellent grades. They call him smart Abner. Gets all A's. Never lies. A very nice person. Never says a bad word like the N word.

Abner is very smart.

by abneristhesmartestpersoninthew May 10, 2021

Abner

A dumbass, sussy mother fucker that doesn’t pull at all

Fuck you abner

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck February 6, 2022

Grenade Point Average

To have a high amount of Grenades in a sorority house.

Damn dude, you see all those grenades in that house!?

Yah, that house has a high Grenade Point Average.

by duperchoi September 9, 2010

average atomic mass

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.

Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.

by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006