drive-by texting

A text message sent by someone to try to stir things up, but when a response is made, no further messages are sent.
Similar to a drive-by shooting because after the assailant has disappeared, the victim is left riled up and frustrated.

Girl (out of the blue): "Haven't missed a beat have you?"

Guy: "What makes you say that?"

An hour passes with no response

Guy: "Drive-by texting?"

by notbait February 16, 2010

flash drive

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

by urban asshole March 01, 2010

murder drive

nickname for mercy drive in orlando, fl

man don't fuck wit them boys on murder drive

by riptoman March 20, 2008

Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.

You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."

by The master batter October 27, 2011

Driving Commando

When you take a very necessary risk by driving without your licence (for whatever reason)

"Damn if that 5-0 books me i'm fucked...I'm driving commando"

by Calebus March 10, 2008

colonial drive

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.

we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.

by crunk407 March 27, 2008

Brongus drive

The brongus drive is a hellish place consisting of modders, artists, and horny people
i recommend never going there

man the brongus drive is cool but uni sucks

by Robyn!!! January 18, 2021