asian

asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way

person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS

by asiankidwellhalf May 10, 2009

asian

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.

Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*

by Le Mao September 10, 2012

Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

by πππππ October 3, 2011

Asianing

To become an Asian for a short period time

Did you see that retarded guy? He went Asianing on his math homework.

by KyuTyler August 29, 2011

asian

Small genitalia and proud, yet smart as all hell. They can do anything but using their fucking eyeballs.

"How the fuck did that kid place first in the math competition?!"- white person
"Because he's Asian you school shooter."- hispanic dude

by The Altuist Egoist October 15, 2019

Asianate

1. Asian Kicking Someone

2. Asian Owning Non-Asian

Eric Asianated Matt's Ass

by Eric/Milan November 3, 2007

asian

Doctor

Asian=Doctor

by Genbu March 24, 2017