Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When you fall asleep while jerking off

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020

asnee

Big Shaq: "Hold tight asnee" describes the perspiration accumulating upon his body.
Man's not hot

"Hold tight asnee, he's got a frisbee"

by hold tight asnee November 29, 2017

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

Aspeeragus

Aspeeragus is foul smelling urine that occurs immediately after consuming Asparagus (regardless of type of preparation). Note: Aspeeragus cannot be smelled by everyone as some people do not possess the necessary receptors for Aspeeragus recognition.

Kimmy asked her mother to smell her used toilet paper for traces of Aspeeragus.

by m@tty B October 21, 2011

Aseer

Synonym for wraith

Feel my aseer

by The_very_best1231234 March 2, 2019

Aseelah

An Aseelah is funny attractive bf and bff material you should totally check out your local Aseelah

An Aseelah is a definite must, see @hobbyaholic_sk8r for details

by Hstasr111 November 20, 2021

Aseekee

Little asseekee’s rule the world, if ur an aseekee that means that ur the best at everything. All aseekee’s keep it real and are all funny asl

Lauren:Jamil your such a little aseekee
Jamil: thank you lauren right back atcha😉

by Yamothasbox February 21, 2022