Aries

A procastinator who leaves things unfinished so long they have to resort to ripping off somebody else's work and try to pass it off as their own. This results in big trouble for the Aries without fail.

person: did you finish the big ass assignment last night?
Aries: no, i pulled an Aries
person: youre a retard.

by Aries August 11, 2003

Aris

A very nice person but can be mean and disrespectful at times. He tries is best and is mostly a class clown. Even if he gets on your nerves you always still wanna be his friend.

Your such an aris.
I wish I was aris

by Sheyal February 26, 2017

Ari

A non donor.

You are such an Ari.

by whtahoe November 18, 2016

Ari

An annoying tech bitch obsessed with speakers and ruining people’s lives

Ari is a person.

by Uno Queen September 30, 2019

Ari

A girl who is the best of the best .
Says she's ugly but deep down knows she's pretty.
Eats heaps. Wotnot.

'Ari' use it in anyway I don't give 2 nutballs.

by 685rhepdhat April 14, 2020

Ari

CEO of depressed gays

Me: to my toxic friend "Hi Emma!"
Her: "stfu Ari"

by Brouserious April 15, 2020

Aris

Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.

Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse

nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.

"Cor blimey guvnor, i fell right down the ol' apples & pears and landed on me aris, chim chimmeny!

by st0gey March 26, 2005