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Furious Anger 

Furious anger is attained when the "angry party" becomes so infuriated it causes all the ions in a porch sized radius to turn negative, preventing all those in range from speaking a known formal language.

Once this point is reached the angry party will likely breath loudly through their teeth and/or nose, periodically letting out an elongated groan resembling one given off during childbirth or during the dropping of a child-size dump.

Victims within the angry party's radius will often cower making high pitched Eeks or ear piercing squeals resembling that of a dying rabbit. Crawling or staggering away the victims will seek refuge outside the angry one's bloodthirsty beaming eyes, knowing, whether responsible for this furious anger or not, if distance is not gained they will be swallowed in a wave of furious anger.
"I set my facebook status to, 'Just got best Beej ever'. Her friends saw and furious anger ensued."
Furious Anger by Blackmailman February 25, 2010
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don't look back in anger 

A timeless classic by oasis, a masterpiece which is considered by many to be among the greatest songs of all time
So sally can wait she knows its too late as she's walking by. and soooo sides await...but don't look back in anger i heard you say!

fat anger 

When a fat person is constantly angry as a way to seek revenge for their obeseity. Often the anger is directed at skinny people and the anger level increases around feeding time.
-What is her problem. She was angery at everybody for no reason.
-It wasn't you, she just has fat anger.
-That would explain it.
fat anger by boatguy January 24, 2009

Pre-anger 

Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it
Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
Pre-anger by Blargle Margle April 8, 2011

ball of anger 

She's a ball of anger always mad at me

Ford Anger 

This truck is a cross breed between a 89 ranger and some serious dispositions a freind may have twards his truck.

the Ranger label NOW reads ANGER due to serious beatings.
HAVE YOU SEEN FORD ANGER, well i have shit that truck sounds horrid, id be angry to. Take it to a muffler shop, i think your cat's cracked.
Ford Anger by AP October 4, 2004

the anger bang 

Getting back at a male or female by having angry sex with them. Although degrading, rough, emotional, and sometimes a tiny bit violent, this is not rape because it is consensual. Lack of fourplay, and dominance are the key points. The bottom line is "beat the pussy up."
Jenny broke up with me for the ice cream man. I cried every night for a year. They broke up last week. On friday night I asked her out. We ended up hooking up at the end of the date, and I gave her the anger bang. I yelled "why the fuck did you do that to me" while I pulled her hair in the doggy-style position!