android

android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever

friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"

by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019

androide

The act of an android user to cause an Apple product to make errors or shut down.

He androided my iphone.

by Trollen December 29, 2010

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now

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1:ᵒʰ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵏᵉʸᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵘ ᵘˢᵉ?
2: ᵒʰ Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now

by 𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺 August 14, 2022

Android

Bad looking, slow, laggy and very susceptible to viruses

Android phones are for people willing to have their phone catch on fire in their pocket.

by _Jackbarrett4 May 9, 2018

r/android

A bunch of autistic faggots who circle jerk over which chinkphone to buy with their next payment of neetbux

Boy those faggots over at r/android sure do love getting CHINKED

by Feelsbadmanrealbad November 15, 2017

android

a disgrace

Android User: wow look i got a samsung galaxy s8 !
iPhone User: never speak to me again

by pglays December 26, 2018