Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.

Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars

by King panter April 21, 2022

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.

Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022

Possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.

So, when sentences get excepted onto a word dictionary site, people begin to take up space on the side bar that can be seen while looking at a word on Urban Dictionary. For that, I have created the largest word on this site. The word means that a word on this site is getting a little out of hand.

Did you see the new word on Urban Dictionary?
It was more of a possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.

by Dudephish Douglas May 18, 2011

greatest rapper of all time

Carti is the best at not only rapping, but music in its entirety. There has never been anyone as versatile as Carti. I’m grateful to be living during the same time as Carti. He’s the closest thing to God on Earth. I’ll die for this man.

the greatest rapper of all time is playboi carti

by cartislover April 11, 2024

The take of all time

Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.

Bob: roller blades are better than cars.

Jayden: the take of all time.

by Venux June 11, 2023

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021