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Alissa

an absolute unit

pure 100pounds of pussy and muscle

absolute fucking thundercunt master
person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit

person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin

person one: that’s fucking crazy

person two: i’d still smash her tho
by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Alissa

A very large women who squirts pepper palace sauce out of her ass. Alissa is one who never walks only uses a scooter, but most likely breaks it because of her large size. If you ever encounter a large Alissa, you might want to run because she will eat or sit on you, resulting in death immediately.
Woah did you see that big bitch, yeah that’s Alissa.
by Tanya & Craig April 1, 2025
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Alissa

“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth
What’s that”
by Old Broom April 1, 2025
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Alissa

The most perfect, beautiful, stunning girl ever imaginable.
I found my own Alissa
by Geraldo Polski August 21, 2025
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Code Alissa

When you crash your car so badly, it won't move
The car is fucked, I just had a code Alissa...
by Zero Comment October 5, 2021
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