Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022

Goofy alert

when you catch your friend doing corny shit

goofy alert, the fuck are you doing?

by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 4, 2021

Alert Jiz

The drink that you can totally get (not) in order to send yourself crazy over anything involving the Emergency Alert System. Youtubers in this category use this drink now to get the good content.

If you buy Alert Jiz, you will go completely crazy over EAS Alerts.

by WheelerYT July 11, 2019

Dumbfuck alert

When Jordan Irwin plops around the corner

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.

by onehundred445 January 27, 2019

hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know

Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!

by masterdink March 14, 2022

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015