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Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)
Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.
by DancingKali November 6, 2011
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Alethea

The petty girl who wont take you shit but is beutiful.
Alethea is a bad bitch
by 6789999222 March 29, 2017
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alpha dweeb

A nerdy, socially awkward person who, in the company of other dweebs, takes on alpha male characteristics and dominates the group.

synonyms: king of the dipshits
Derrek mocked Pinter's incorrect Cylon reference.

"Um, hello, there were no LASERS in the Cylon hands, they used machine guns, thank you."

Pinter cried inside at the furious mocking from the alpha dweeb.
by effdot June 5, 2009
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Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.
Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!
by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010
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alphabet song

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed
by JERACERX May 30, 2016
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Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.
by You FBI agent October 15, 2019
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Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"
by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022
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