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The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
by rushingwaterfall June 4, 2018
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Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.
Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??
Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
by koismb March 6, 2013
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by satyrPAN June 24, 2008
Get the alesh mug.Aleah is someone who while shy, will never fail to make you laugh once you get to know her. She can be a complete dumbass at times but you like that about her. Aleah is quick-witted and won't hesitate to join in on some banter. She never fails to amaze you and having her around, despite how clueless she might be, makes your day a whole lot better.
by So basically, uhhhhhh May 11, 2019
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