A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!
You: We believe you, Captain America.
You: We believe you, Captain America.
by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008
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The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL
White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...
American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.
Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL
White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...
American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.
Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.
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My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84
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Carlton's great grandmother was from Africa, but he was born on American soil to two African American parents that were born in the United States. Therefore he is African American.
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