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aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.
by Blahb January 16, 2005
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alternative

Alternative applies to people, usually fairly young people (young at heart at least!), that do not fit into any particular subculture but are definitely not townies or any other 'mainstream' types.

Personally, I like lots of different music, from Joy Division to Alanis Morissette and Nirvana. Because this is not 'cool' music (if by cool you mean mindless shite like hip hop and garage, yo, yo me-freestyle bollocks that townies like!) I would call it alternative music which therefore makes me alternative.

So basically, alternative is the best term to label yourself with if you want to position yourself outside of the mainstream without tying yourself down to a particualar subculture, such as goth or grunger
Townie (who happens to white, who would have thunk it!)- What tha fucks wrong with yo, turn dat Nirvana shit off and spin some of deez tunes on ya deck. Me got de Blazing Squad, me got de yo-yo-yos, whos in de house, me got de dance de de boppy, breaker style.

Alternative - Come back and speak to me when you've taken some English classes and learnt the language the rest of us have agreed on. Untill then, fuck off and get some clothes that arent WHITE.
by The Alt rock chimp June 6, 2004
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alternacaps

1. when typing, one alternates the letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.
1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!!!
by andreacky772 September 4, 2004
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Alternative Arm Day

An Alternative Arm Day is a day that invloves a lot of tissues, lotion, Kim K and Ray J. It is said to seperate the men from the boys. It should also burn the equivalent amount of calories as going the gym for 3 months.
I heard Jimmy had an Alternative Arm Day yesterday and tore his left pectoral.
by Big Boy Jimmeh July 18, 2016
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Electronic Alternative Rock (EAR)

A blend of dark wave, industrial and gothic music with rock, pop and dance themes as presented by the music project Latent Anxiety.
Is this Electronic Alternative Rock (EAR) from Latent Anxiety? Play it louder!
by industrialhammer September 21, 2009
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Queen of alternative

+Wait but wasn't billie eilish the Queen of alternative?
+Girl, Billie is what she is now thanks to Lana Del Rey.
by ultrahotcherry_ September 13, 2020
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alternative sex

The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.
I think alternative sex is a sexual perversion.
by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010
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