Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

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absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!

buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"

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absobloodylootely

YES! (brits slang)

Girl 1 : Are you a fans of 5 Seconds of Summer?
Girl 2 : Absobloodylootely

by anonymous261100 July 23, 2014

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absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)

by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009

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absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.

It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.

by John Jacoby August 9, 2007

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Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.

"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"

by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008

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