immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.

Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Casual Abortion

The act of walking into a Planned Parenthood or pharmacy and asking for the Morning After Pill (Plan B), casually.

Thinking of having sex without a condom, birth control, etc.? It's time for a casual abortion, aka Plan B.

"Did we have sex last night?"
PLAN B

"Did we use a condom? Where is the condom?"
PLAN B

"I better not be fucking pregnant."
PLAN B.

by Casually January 7, 2013

Ghetto Abortion

When a pregnant "baby-mama" hits the deck hard enough when being shot it, she has just recieved a Ghetto Abortion.

Baby Daddy: "Oh shit Tanashiwa get down!"

Baby Mamma: " Oh shit honey I just got a ghetto abortion."

Bid Daddy: "It ain't my baby....shiiit."

by Zatvia Iduca March 22, 2010

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

Adult Abortion

Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.

She's such a useless crack head, somebody should really do an Adult Abortion on her.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018