When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.
The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.
The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.
Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.
by Flopjack August 5, 2008
Get the atomic failmug. This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.
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Get the atomic bombmug. when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath
by mike duval March 7, 2007
Get the atomic blimpiemug. The atomic is a time honoured classic often depicted in cartoons. The 'atomic' wedgie is when ones underwear is actually pulled over the wearers head, whilst still being worn. very difficult to pull off.
Can often cause rectal bleeding.
Can often cause rectal bleeding.
by WedgieMan May 18, 2006
Get the atomic wedgiemug. recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb
by pmoney May 13, 2005
Get the atomic blumpkinmug. A weapon developed by the Americans during WWII and under research by other countries including Germany. The weapon is classified as either a Gun type or implosion type.
Gun type weapons are unreliable and do not provide a large blast, therefor rendering it obsolete. Though it is easier to make. The process includes accelerating a neutron(s) into a ball of Fissionable material and inducing a nuclear Fission reaction.
Implosion type weapons are in current use, though, not much, they detonate explosives around a ball of Fissionable material and create immense pressure which induces nuclear Fission. They generally have a higher blast effect.
The Atom bomb was deployed twice at Nagasaki and Hiroshima to end WWII. Though, their use is still hotly debated today. Atom bombs have become very obsolete since the development of Hydogen bombs, Cobalt bombs, and then Thermonuclear warheads.
Gun type weapons are unreliable and do not provide a large blast, therefor rendering it obsolete. Though it is easier to make. The process includes accelerating a neutron(s) into a ball of Fissionable material and inducing a nuclear Fission reaction.
Implosion type weapons are in current use, though, not much, they detonate explosives around a ball of Fissionable material and create immense pressure which induces nuclear Fission. They generally have a higher blast effect.
The Atom bomb was deployed twice at Nagasaki and Hiroshima to end WWII. Though, their use is still hotly debated today. Atom bombs have become very obsolete since the development of Hydogen bombs, Cobalt bombs, and then Thermonuclear warheads.
by CommandoDude February 7, 2008
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