Asshole 

Someone who's honest

Me: Nice Ass id love to fuck it
Her: Thx, means alot comming from you.
Me: Me?, im just a horny asshole who wants to fuck you.
Her: ik, assholes are honest, you dont just say that i have a nice ass just for the sake of being nice, im also an asshole
*Rough Sex*

Asshole by niqquer2 March 8, 2021

asshole 

v. to run into the vehicle in front of you

Keep your eyes on the road, Dan, you nearly assholed that guy.

asshole by King D. July 27, 2006

Asshole 

Can be defined as anybody with more humor than they know what to do with.

David is such an asshole, but that's why everyone finds him funny.

Asshole by juicejuicejuicy February 16, 2010

asshole 

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

asshole by James Bourne September 5, 2003

asshole 

A dumb card came played by bored kids. See Uno.

Damn man, i'm bored. Lets go down to Ian's and play some asshole.

asshole by T. Orevelo! October 4, 2005

asshole 

a really big jerk

that guy is such an asshole.

asshole by Kristin December 11, 2003

Asshole 

An Asshole is someone who bitches and complains about everything and everyone but themselves. This also gets conflated with "being a Dick!" However a Dick is just someone who calls Assholes out on their shit.

Assholes come in varierty of intelligence level's ranging from the pathological to the profoundly gifted. However the varying degrees of Assholishness between them is spread pretty even across the board. Regardless of the strength of their argument or readily available facts involved.

Weather it's a "Fucking Asshole" "Motherfucking Asshole" or a stand alone "Asshole". An Asshole by any other name is still the same.

Dude was bitching up a storm to one of his workers about "how the garden hose gets wrapped around everything". Poor guy just got there and had nothing to do with it.

Man! That dudes an Asshole!

Asshole by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020