asswaffle

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

by Mandax95xlynnea April 11, 2009

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011

assail

Attaking someone or something violently or verbally

reviewers assailed the book as soon as it came out

by IceCreamLove May 15, 2015

Asswad

An insult used as a last resort

Listen here ya fucking asswad!

by Asswads May 27, 2018

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

Asswatting

When someone wipes there butt hole during a discord call.

Julian stop Asswatting on call it stinks!

by totty itty March 16, 2020

Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020