Alamoghetto

A dry, desert town in southern New Mexico with some crazy weather, a few hoarders, and a shit ton of Baptists. The stars here shine clearly, which makes for splendid astronomic observation- hence why they built an observatory on the mountain. It is near Cloudcroft, Las Cruces, and (sort-of) El Paso. It is said that the only things to do in Alamogordo are to go to church or go to hell. A lot of retirees tend to come here. It's no wonder why you find druggies in the big pipe that runs between Mountain View Middle School and Alamogordo High School. You'd best get out while you still can. If all else fails, you can join the military. You will not find acceptance or forward mobility here. Sometimes it is hailed as the "Land of Entrapment", as the police run out of things to do there and will quite often pull you over for no reason. Despite these glaring issues, with a solid foundation and good people surrounding you, it can be a stable, beautiful (albeit impoverished) home. For the young and ambitious, it isn't a place you should be settling. To devote your life to this place may mean a cold, lonely death in the desert. Such is the fate of a humble Alamogordian.

I saw a tumbleweed in Alamoghetto yesterday, I wonder if it remembered to go to church last Sunday.

by Devilpaw January 11, 2020

Alamo Heights

Alamo Heights is a region of San Antonio. It's known for it's classiness and wealth, and has been known by other districts as a slang of "Alamo Whites", based on the large population of white people who go to this district.

Look guys, I know. Alamo Heights is such a wealthy district, and overall snobs. As a member of it, I can say from experience there are plenty of spoiled and snobby kids who go to that school. Granted, every school has those few kids. Anyways, my point is some people who go there aren't all rich, spoiled kids. I have many friends there and I can say for a fact we are not all the stereotype you think we are. :D

I live in Alamo Heights.

by thefitnessgramp4certest September 17, 2020

Alamo

The most boring landmark in San Antonio, the battle of the Alamo was a loss, yet we honor it? We LOST people, it was ordered to be destroyed by Gen. Sam Houston, yet we stood there to fight, it was shameful we thought that just because they are Mexicans that we could beat them 180 to 5000, that's not even david and goliath, that's stupidity, period. And the alamo never bought us time, the alamo was crushed, then the massacre at goliad, then we trapped them at San Jacinto and crushed the surrounded, ambushed Mexiacan army.

When I go to the Alamo I find it hard not to laugh at the pridefull Texans who think, the building is worth a damn.

by calthopian stuck in texas February 26, 2008

Los Alamitos

let me start off by saying this regards to Seal Beach, as well as Los Alamitos. Los Alamitos california is a redneck town where basically nobody is rich, and if youre not a christian then youre going to hell. Everyone is either a Brohoe, Scene, or a Jock. nobody has anything to do other than stoop away their day's by texting in class, and going on myspace until 2 in the morning, even on school nights. What people dont know, or wont admit to is that there parents either BOUGHT their house back in the 80's, or INHERITED their house, and now have enough money to redo it! oh, and half of the kids that go to los al seriously live in the cheap apartment/townhouse buildings (explains it all.) The parents completely live bicuriously through their kids "to get some of their youth back." they drive them to toilet paper their friends and/or enemies houses every weekend, not realizing that the parents are the ones who have to clean it up in the morning. For some strange reason, everyone thinks and tries to make everyday seem like its an Mtv reality show, but it isn't. people have even said "first it was Laguna, then Newport, and next Seal!" but come on, what will this one be about? a brown watered beach with a lot of old people and a ridiculously oversized church on Katella which could be a huge shopping center like The Block at Orange or the Irvine Spectrum, so thanks jesus freaks of the cottonwood church!. They just built a worthless shopping center which is obviously directed at old people from leisure world, or rich people. But nobody who lives in Los Al/Seal Beach is rich... It is all womans shopping stores, Stats (ridiculous, who would pay $180 for a gnome?!), a wine store, a massage place, and a California Pizza Kitchen. All expensive, all for old people, all crap. Not to forget, in this same very center, there used to be a Movie Theatre and a Bowling Alley. Just recently on every sidewalk, they put in orange things for blind and/or handicapped people. You think they would have done this years ago? Oh wait, they probably didn't have enough money because they spent the whole budget on sports for the last 50 years. Onto that subject, if you don't play a sport in Los Alamitos, then you are not accepted. EVERY SINGLE PHYSICAL EDUCATION TEACHER IS FAT, BUT THEN EXPECT YOU TO RUN A MILE IN 6 MINUTES OR LESS. They got in trouble for letting the kids play dodge ball, so they simply changed the name to nation ball, but their is really no difference.. Last year they added on a few buildings to the High School, when in reality they should have redone the campus in general. ITS FILTHY FOR THE PRICE THAT NEW HOME BUYERS PAY FOR THEIR HOUSES. Oh, and SO TYPICAL LOS AL, the building is THE OFFICE, a computer lab, and languages. Teachers come first here, which makes no sense, but OKAY! Hmmm, I think that sums up Los Alamitos/Seal Beach.

"Should I move to Los Alamitos? I hear people are loaded there!" "Hell no, everyones rednecks and pretend to be rich!"

by betchtetz mcgee May 20, 2008

Alamosa

A place full of fucking faggots who have small dicks. All the girls are a bunch of hoes who would eat your ass for a high five . Everyone’s girlfriends have cheated on them with the smokin’ Centauri guys and Sanford babes.

“Did you hear alamosa didn’t even make it to the championship?”
“Yeah they are a bunch of pussies anyways. I made out with Casey’s girlfriend like 5 times today.”

by AlamosaSucksAss April 14, 2019

alamo jr high

A middle school with alot of lil hoes who arent virgins at the age of 10 . They all pretty but they all hoes that will cheat on you.

Guy: aye wussup baby girl , what school do you go to ?

Girl: alamo jr high

Guy2: ahh... nahh bro she go to alamo

Guy : ight bye , all the hoes go to alamo

by Hugesholngdong April 23, 2017

alameda atom bomb

a drink native to Alameda California involving budweiser, nyquil, coffee and pretty much whatever shit you find laying around

"the guy asked for an double A bomb and his tongue caught on fire!"

by Ricky Sakahura July 9, 2005